A blonde boyfriend is a novelty item similar to a cake pop or sea monkeys
my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day
five year plan? have a good day. plans this weekend? have a good day. why i’m doing what i’m doing? bc i wanna have a good day. it is all about having a good day. nothing’s as precious as the present moment. neither the past nor the future. therefore i will make sure to spend it having a good day
you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options
Faraway views (right lens of my binoculars)
North Rim views.
It’s 2009 and you’re an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger’s and
what do you normally use to stir drinks (ex. tea, coffee) into a mug?
a knife (correct option.)
a regular spoon (incorrect but acceptable)
a teaspoon (who the fuck has one lying around?)
a fork (i fear you)
my fingers (i fear you even more)
i have never stirred anything in a mug before.
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Victoria Savka
I’m still on nobody by mitski like how she do that